it was in october, 1996 when i phoned my little sister and told her that i was in a jam and would need help to climb out. she dropped everything, rushed to my aid, and bingo! i got out, and besides a few missing teeth, now i am better than ever! as mom said to me, when she was a few years older than i am now “i can’t wait for tomorrow, honey, i get better looking everyday!”
i’d love to throw a big party to celebrate the passage of time, to sing songs to that quarter century flown, but that would divert too much time and money away from me, the poorest rich man in the world! so i’ll make it easy, with the convenience of a paypal button that i made myself. go ahead, tap it, it’ll feel nearly as intimate as a big fat hug!